Today I was matched with two guys who are 5'5". Which really means 5'3". Right?
Look, I have no problem with guys who are short. I have guy friends who are short. The operative word being friends. A lot of guys who are short have the short man syndrome. Or the Napoleon Complex. Ugh. Exhausting.
Both of these guys requested communication with me! Am I being shallow for wanting to close them? Am I asking for too much? I'd like to be able to feel petite. Not large and in charge, like I'm going to crush my man.
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| Fact: Tom Cruise has short man syndrome. |
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| Keith Urban cannot feel great about himself in this photo. |
xoxo,
Elle
Amen Sista! I need a tall man too, but that's because I am a giant.
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