Y'all. I've been slacking on the blog posting. You would too. This online dating thing can be exhausting.
Recap. Talked to my friend {The Professor}. Heard his hilarious story about online dating. Told all of you. Signed up for okcupid myself annnnnnddddd...
I'm talking to some guys. Managing two online dating accounts is tough! Things weren't looking too hot on okcupid for a while.
One of the first guys that emailed me was wearing thick. black. eyeliner. And had long black hair. He had this whole email crafted about who he is and what he does. His pictures looked eerie - like hey, I'm a Satan Worshiper. Or a vampire. But not in an {Edward Cullen} kind of way.
He goes on and on and finishes by saying that he thinks we would be a perfect match. If you're not familiar with okcupid, the website gives you percentages of your likelihood of being a match.
Ours was 3%.
Honestly.
Another guy winked at me. He said, "I like your cloak." I'm simply wearing a jacket in my photo. Not a cloak. He appears to be wearing a cloak in one of his photos. No thanks. While I'd never turn down the opportunity to attend {Hogwarts}, I know in my heart of hearts that it's not a real place. And I'm not interested in dating someone who might think it is.
I'm not throwing in the towel yet!
Happy Virtual Dating!
Elle
Speaking of cloaks, if I attended Hogwarts, I would have been interested in Ron, not Harry, The Chosen One.
ReplyDeleteIt's the same with the Princes of Wales - the future King of England is not the one who captured my heart. It's Harry - the naughty ginger.
Oh God! Maybe I have a thing for red-heads?
YoMamma - It sounds like you might have a thing for red-heads. Have you tried one out recently? I'll keep my eyes peeled on my accounts and send any red-heads your way!
ReplyDeleteElle
Haha! Cloak? What the Fuck?
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